So you have been practising 26 + 2 for a little while now and you absolutely. love. it. You only wish you had discovered this practice earlier. It has truly changed your life, there will be no going back to your pre-permanently sweaty existence, and you simply cannot resist the urge to tell everyone; family, friends, and even complete strangers(!)-much to the embarrassment of your afore-mentioned family and friends! ;-) - why they need to be coming with you to Bikram yoga. All the time, all the time, all the time...
Dear Yogi,
I am sorry to break it to you, but it sounds like you have indeed become that person... the Bikram evangelist!
Now before you start to panic let me tell you this is a pretty positive thing. You have been totally converted and simply want to spread the great news about how amazing this yoga is, and how everyone's life can be improved with a regular practice. My friend, you may need to consider the possibility that you are addicted to the hot room:

Sound familiar? Is this you?
If so then may we be the first to welcome you into the club. We sincerely hope you will be with us for a very long time! :-)
See you on your mats!
Dear Yogi,
I am sorry to break it to you, but it sounds like you have indeed become that person... the Bikram evangelist!
Now before you start to panic let me tell you this is a pretty positive thing. You have been totally converted and simply want to spread the great news about how amazing this yoga is, and how everyone's life can be improved with a regular practice. My friend, you may need to consider the possibility that you are addicted to the hot room:
- You like to practise every day if possible.
- When you're not in the hot room you're spending your time preparing for it, making sure you are appropriately watered and fed and refreshed.
- You almost have a mini-balancing-stick-heart-attack if you're running late and worried that you won't make it before the door closes.
- Being half-naked in a room with strangers doesn't faze you one little bit.
- You have done at least one 30-day challenge.
- Coconut water is the best legal substance you can get into your body after class.
- An entire (rather large!) section of your wardrobe is sectioned off for your yoga gear.
- You choose your holiday destinations based on how accessible the nearest Bikram yoga studio is.
- You feel the cold so much quicker, basically if it's below 40º you're a little on the chilly side!
- Even if you are talking with friends about something entirely unrelated you will end up bringing it back to yoga.

Sound familiar? Is this you?
If so then may we be the first to welcome you into the club. We sincerely hope you will be with us for a very long time! :-)
See you on your mats!
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